He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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