its not stalking. its research.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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