...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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