SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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