Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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