i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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