Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
And then he peed in my hair
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