We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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