and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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