Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
