The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Houston, we have a blender
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
