Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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