I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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