Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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