Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm bleeding and have questions
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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