the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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