Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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