I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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