just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
