Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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