I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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