well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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