She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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