Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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