The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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