Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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