We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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