love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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