he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I need moral support for this bender
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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