Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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