I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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