And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
this is an emotional support booty call
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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