Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
this will be a night to untag.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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