Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I wish there were birth control emojis
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We are all done wearing pants today
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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