try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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