her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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