She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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