marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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