they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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