I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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