Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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