Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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