Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
