no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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