I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
