Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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