Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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