According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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