Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
