I don't think brook has ever known best
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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