well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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