so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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