I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize
