Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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