If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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