Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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