And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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