Christians are straight up FREAKS
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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