So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I enjoy the company of your penis
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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